After living in Beijing for the past 3 years (3 yrs?!!) I kind of thought that mainland China had a lock on the ol’ random makes no sense impeccable spelling grammar Engrish signs, but lo and behold HK…
Row, row, row…poison Neck anyone?

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After a nice Lymphoid Row Poison-Neck, sometimes one gets hungry.

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Whoa sometimes after such esoteric curries, one might find oneself in an “emergency situation” and need to re-up on some “gentleman underwear”:

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Yalls didn’t know that CalvenKiein is like:

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Overlooking the previous sign across the street:

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And HK is pretty much non-denominational if you didn’t know regarding luminosities.
