As March 9th approaches, thought I’d share this J.Period take on one of the Biggie classics, One More Chance.
As a super magnificent bonus, an email from my friend, Luke (“Indonessiiaaa!”), popped up in my inbox today with this *old gem*. I remember getting this years ago,but I never was able to find it until now. Peep an excerpt:
Lyrics:
And my jam knock in the Mitsubishi
Girls pee pee when they see me, Nava-hoes creep me in they tee pee
As I lay down laws like I lay carpet
Stop it - if you think your gonna make a profit
TRANSLATION:
I enjoy playing my music loudly on my car stereo. Apparently, women enjoy this also because they become sexually aroused when they see me driving. Oddly enough, when I visit the Native American reservations, some of the more sexually promiscuous Indian women attempt to seduce me in their homes. Their intent is to divest me of my earnings. Such actions are unacceptable.
#music
